Monday, April 24, 2006

Sad and ignoble end of the Joy Report

....and I've just noticed that my Joy Reports weren't exactly a screaming success.  Truth is,that other than the odd incident involving, say, dead people, or perhaps power failures across London, the tube has been a sweetie for weeks now.  

Oh well, the Big Girl tells me to spark up a bus stops to encourage the bus's arrival.  Now I've told the world how crap my journey is, suddenly it is no longer crap.  So it worked then.  Sadily I don't believe in that sort of crud, but if I did...

i kid you not though, in my teens, I could predict almost to the second when the next bus would appear in view.  Being the sceptical man of science that I am, I would like to dismiss it as mere coincidence, though it did happen far too often for my liking.  And if I'd been blessed with a true psychic gift, why couldn't it be something useful, like predicting lottery numbers.  Didn't help Mystic Meg, mind.  

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