Ever heard of that well-known Brothers Grimm story, “Goldilocks and the Two Bears”.
Three bears, surely?
Well, if you’re parliament, then the two bears version is all we’re getting, because we’re not worth it.
The two bears story could, by a creative parent, me made to work for a slightly gullible and young child at bedtime. But we know the story has changed beyond recognition. Without the porridge being “just right” as it was with the third bear, the story flops and in fact becomes a non-story. Who cares?
I wouldn’t trust this lot to sell me a dog. I’d get a cat, and they would tell me I was privileged to receive a new breed of feline-hound.