Showing posts with label guide dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label guide dog. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

In remembrance of Saint Kizzie (the dog)



Nicki the guide dog's predecessor, Kizzie, died in January, but we only found this out, by accident, yesterday.

Kizzie, or Kizz, Kizzer, Frizante, Zig Zag Wag, Zigger, Miss Dogg, Mrs Tubington - a panopoly of names - was a very good dog indeed, both a laid back guide dog and a furry ball of friendliness to have around the house. Never in yer face, but always affectionate and happy to be cuddled. She was as much my pet as Mrs D's mobility tool and though I hate the use the word in relation to a dog, friend.

She had oodles of personality, once jumping in between The Wife and I during a pre-marriage quarrel. A few years after this, we re-united after some time away in Ireland, at Heathrow, and while we both hugged our greetings at the baggage reclaim exit, Kizzie waited, until, with a huge degree of constanation, let a most put-out sounding whine - almost a squawk: "COME ON - WHERE'S MY SNOG?"

Some things Kizzie was infamous for:

- Crossing her paws while lying on her tummy - very "lady-like".

- Making very grumpy huffing sounds when she'd had enough of anything.

- Having her nose close to the ground, even when on the harness, a habit which we never managed to fully break.

- Being the only dog I would ever trust to walk without the lead, even when close to busy roadds. Even with me, she was incredibly responsive and careful.

- Eating and wishing to eat.

- Testing the boundaries of the pecking order by taking a dump in tube stations, even after she'd had one recently. Despite what The Wife says, I feel this to be a deliberate ploy rather than accidental. The time interval between craps was always between 6-7 months.

- Not coming back. Her walking skills were great, her recall was, lets be frank here, fucking dreadful.

We know than because she was the most helpful and useful of dogs, she can only be reincarnated as an elephant, the most noble and more importantly LARGE beast going.


Thursday, November 23, 2006

Some rules Nicki the New Guiding Beast needs to learn

Nicky needs to learn:

1. Leaving my bones all over the house, particularly in doorways, does not friends win.

2. One lick is as good as 2 million.

3. Sometimes wrestling is not on the cards, like it or not. When THE MAN wants to watch TV or just slob out, I must join him, or at least pretend to be joining in, even though in my head I'm actually killing Yorkshire Terriers with my FIERCE bite.

4. My bark is pretty impressive, yes, but I only need to convince you once. That's enough.

5. Turding is something I am told to do, and can't, unlike alpha humans, do it when I feel, where I feel. Pavement turds mean I sleep outside in the snow. When there is no snow, I sleep outside with two peed off cats. And THREE Yorkshire Terriers.

6. When the man wants to wrestle, I am not to curl up and pretend to be dead. He does not believe me and will only hate me for being lazy.

7. Older dogs may know more than me. I must learn from them.

8. Water can be drunk at a relaxed pace. I don't need to flood the kitchen floor to drink it and it won't disappear if I don't gulp it down as if I were living in sub-saharan Africa during a drought.

9. I am a guide dog, not a pet dog. This is something I need to remember unless I want to end up prematurely in the back of the Dog Van. NOBODY KNOWS what happens in the Dog Van.